Did you know that Adam & Eve were the first to ignore the Apple terms and conditions?
By the way, have you heard the rumor going around about butter? Never mind, I shouldn’t spread it.
When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.
But don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do.
Have you stopped to consider that people who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders? And now a poem by Anne Scott:
I’ve hunted near, I’ve hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I’ve lost my glasses, I’m in need,
To have them now so I can read.
I loudly swear and I curse
Did I leave them in my purse?
Are they behind the sofa, under the bed?
Oh there they are—on my head!
We just wrote a song about tortillas; actually, it’s more of a rap.
Communist jokes aren’t funny unless everyone gets them. But despite the high cost of living, it remains popular.
Have a wonderful day, and don’t forget to laugh!